don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

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itsgrrrlgerm:

This. But the candy bar is my vagina.


Im sorry its warm and im crude.

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

sick, tired and stuffed. i wish someone would take care of me for once

poryqon:

me making friends

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